Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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