its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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