Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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