i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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