no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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