when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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