I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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