that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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