someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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