she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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