whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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