ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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