the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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