i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I can't put those talents on a resume
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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