Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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