I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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