This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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