just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
