That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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