oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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