god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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