oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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