I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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