So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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