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What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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