Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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