i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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