so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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