I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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