I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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