he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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