all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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