what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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