I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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