a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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