Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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