The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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