Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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