Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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