i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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