Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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