Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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