I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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