How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he quoted the bible to break up with me
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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