Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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