I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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