doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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