So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Randomize
