Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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