i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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