Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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