I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We are all done wearing pants today
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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