Hey man sorry I got all grabby
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize