The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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